要求加薪及老闆回覆的英文信

在網路上看到一封員工要求加薪及老闆回覆的英文信,
雖然讓人看了不禁大笑,但還真的有清楚表達出重點啊!

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$. Worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$  $incerely,
Mark  $hih


第二天,他收到了老闆的回信…


Dear Mark,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours  truly,
Manager